Sunday, November 16, 2008

All Palin'd Out

You know, it has been (and continues to be) my belief that we have not seen the last of this woman, but is there really going to be a Sarah Palin story in the news every day for the next four freaking years?

Is it just me or have we not missed a day since November 5 without some kind of article about the ex-VP candidate appearing in the news?

November 5: PALIN HEADS HOME TO ALASKA

November 6:
PALIN ARRIVES HOME IN ALASKA

November 7:
PALIN SAYS THIS

November 8:
PALIN SAYS THAT

November 9:
PALIN THINKS THIS

November 10:
PALIN THINKS THAT

November 11:
PALIN ATTENDS SUCH AND SUCH EVENT AND SAYS THIS

November 12:
PALIN ATTENDS SUCH AND SUCH EVENT AND SAYS THAT

November 13: PALIN: "HE IS OUR PRESIDENT AND WE SHOULD SUPPORT HIM, EVEN IF HE IS A TERRORIST-HUGGING COMMUNIST SLEEPER AGENT, WHICH IS POSSIBLE"

November 14: PALIN INTERVIEWED. AGAIN.

November 15: PALIN'S THOUGHTS ON OBAMA'S CABINET NOMINEES

November 16: PALIN COMMENTS ON THE PASSING OF MIRIAM MAKEBA

Not to be silly, but I almost feel like I need to double check with everyone: Barack Obama did win this election, right? Sometimes it sure doesn't feel like it.

The way things are going, we'll soon be seeing headlines like these in our near future:

November 27: THANKSGIVING "ALWAYS A BLESSING FROM OUR LORD" SAYS PALIN

November 28:
PALIN HAILS EARLY BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS AS "TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOTS"

December 25:
PALIN FAMILY CELEBRATES CHRISTMAS IN AGGRESSIVELY MODEST FASHION

December 26: BOXING DAY CLOTHING RETURNS "A FAMILIAR RITUAL" CRACKS PALIN

January 1:
PALIN WELCOMES NEW YEAR, FIELD-STRIPS A HOWITZER

Come on, "mainstream liberal" media! Enough, already!

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